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Seven Bar Jokes Involving Grammar and Punctuation.
creamandteaparty:
1. A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
2. A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave.
3. A question mark walks into a bar?
4. Two quotation marks “walk into” a bar.
5. A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.
6. The bar was walked into by the passive voice.
7. Three...
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So I'm sitting in an airport and salivating over...
I stopped just because of the infinitesimal chance that he’s behind me and would catch me.
So dumb. Oh well.
You know, sunrises are really beautiful.
I should stay up even later so I can see them more often.
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This is a shameless plug for my new blog:... →
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What I learned about gaining 15 pounds →
This is what I learned about body image: if your eyes are on yourself, you will never be satisfied. This world offers counterfeit beauty. You have it for several years and then it’s gone. Fashion models are an illusion. They are not real. (Don’t believe me? Go watch the Dove Evolution video.)
God said, “Fix your eyes on me.” And so I did. And everything changed.
I saw myself as God’s creation....
